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[ivriniel]

You know about those anonymous bad guys, right? The kind that seem to multiply out of nowhere that seem to exist for you to kick their asses most ferociously in the most creative way possible. Of course, their aim is to try to kill you, but of course you're too clever for them and even though there is only one of you, you defeat all 29 of them in

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[erchirion]

Those damned dirty orcs! :shakes fist:

Uh, hello Auntie Ivvy.

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[ivriniel]

Indeed!

Hello, Erchirion dear. I heard that you got turned into a hobbit?

[erchirion]

Yeah. Sorta. But I'm really cute and my husband likes me this size... so, meh.

¬.¬

I shaved off my footfur... and if I hear one more epic song in iambic pentameter accompanied by a twelve course meal, I may have to committ murder with a mushroom. Other than that... :thumbs up:

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[ivriniel]

And so you are. :) And I will continue to adore my darling nephew no matter what size or shape he gets himself in, don't you worry. Continue spoiling him too. :D

I sent you a digital camera watch last week; did you get it?

Do you wear shoes with your bald hobbit feet?... and I shall endeavour not to do any of those things you listed there in your presence, all two of them. But I'm glad to see you're doing well!

[fingolfinnoldor]

You know, when my grandson went canon last week, he went out orc hunting and found a whole bunch of them just roaming around free just waiting to be slaughtered. Wanna come along and kill some?

[ivriniel]

*hopeful look* And hopefully these orcs are the stupid types that I love which means they won't be threatening lawsuits on me, right? In that case, YES, I WOULD LOVE TO!!

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[fingolfinnoldor]

They can't even talk! They gurgle and make weird noises. Just like in the old days.

*draws sword* Charge? ;)

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[ivriniel]

Oooooh.... wonderful.

*draws sword as well*

Charge.

;)