And thus the world of Meg was befucked by the gods, because they thought she was a winey little nancey girl.

Well, I haven't been here in a while, so I suppose now is the time for updates ( Read more... )

Okay, no it didn't, but it wouldn't stop barking ( Read more... )

I have a job! I start on Wednesday at Papa Murphy's take and bake. Yeah! I don't have to touch greasy food, and I am exempt from the Kentucky Fried Kremen tradition. No chicken fat wars or creepys from Selec for me! The only thing is, getting the food card ( Read more... )

I thought I'd be going ice skating yesterday! Noooo... it was all an evil satanistic ploy to hoodwink me into going to Chucky Cheeze. I hate it. But God damn it if that evil mouse will take my tokens. Oh no. I even found a game I could win, but that damn mouse took it away. AWAY! I still won. I got a slinky shaped like a dolphin. Take that ( Read more... )

I lost my panties last night. I blame the teperature. Washington is not supposed to be in the triple digits. You know what else I blame? Phosphorecent algae. I wanted to see it shimmer and play with it and feel like tinker bell. So after West Side Story, Linzi and I went to some boat launch and tried to find the glowy little buggers. But we ( Read more... )

Mom just called. Apparently one of the Bank branch Starbucks has a poem or story or something of mine posted, but I don't know anything about it. This is wierd. How did they get ahold of it? And why are they posting something of mine? I've been in there once!

I have discovered my next useless task! I will learn the diva song from the fifth element, including that cool techno part. I hung out with David and co. all yesterday, and somehow that song came up. Probably because of Chingas' amazing movie collection. Everything from The Breakfast Club to Kill Bill, and then some. Anyway, David said I could ( Read more... )

I didn't get the job, but I suppose it's for the best. I'm really not the best person in the world to tell a bunch of women how to adopt a healthy diet/living plan. My diet isn't all that healthy, but I like it. Today I ate sushi, french bread and pestacio pudding. Yeah, that kind that almost glows a toxic green color, but it's so good ( Read more... )

I have found a wonderful movie about a photographer called Pecker. It's great! The little girl has a near drug problem about sugar. The girlfriend is a landromat nazi, and Pecker is a cute, genuinely nice guy. I want a cute genuinely nice guy like that ( Read more... )