13th Duel [Video]

[iwannabeadragon]

[Hawke holds the Furby up to the journal for all to see.]

I don't know what this is but it's the most horrifying thing I've seen. It's like it's staring into my soul.

[He tosses it to the ground and his puppy immediately attacks it, pouncing on the poor toy and chewing on it unmercifully.]

At least it makes a good chew toy.

Comments

[Video]

[3wayforjustice]

Andraste's flaming--!

Don't do that!

[iwannabeadragon]

Not exactly a face you want to wake up to is it?

[3wayforjustice]

How ever did you guess?

[iwannabeadragon]

Must have been because of my incredible insight.

[sayhitobianca]

[Text]

[...thanks so much for that, Hawke. As if it wasn't enough that Varric has to look at his own.]

Until whatever demon is possessing it decides to do more than stare at you like it's finding out all your secrets and plotting how to use them against you.

[iwannabeadragon]

[Audio]

Wouldn't be the first time we accidentally summoned a demon.

[sayhitobianca]

[Text]

Or the first time your dog used one for a chew toy, come to think of it.

[iwannabeadragon]

[Audio]

It's good practice for him for when things really get crazy.

[tvntrsdreadwolf]

[Audio]

It speaks.

[Fenris sounds about as far from pleased as it's rationally possible to be. There's a short pause and then-]

Wheeeeeee~

[-from the absurd little creature. Complete with Doppler effect as he swings it past the journal.]

[iwannabeadragon]

[Audio]

Alright that's going to haunt my dreams for the rest of the week.

[tvntrsdreadwolf]

I can only assume that it must be some sort of.. tiny golem. But why give them out?

[And with no control rod! No wonder the blighted thing won't shut up. The Furby babbles randomly in the background.]

[iwannabeadragon]

To terrify people?

[Hawke can't think of anything else to use them for. Those eyes man. Those eyes.]

[vivenieta]

You have a soul?

[Wait, is he feeding it to one of her pups?]

Oye! No small parts for the dog please.

[iwannabeadragon]

Something close to it anyway.

[Small parts? What small parts?]

It looks pretty big to me.

[vivenieta]

On the bottom there are small parts.

He will chew them.

[And break them. And swallow them. It probably won't hurt him too badly, but it's a reflex response.]

[iwannabeadragon]

[Hawke doesn't know much about this toy but Nieta sounds serious about this. Maybe it's like chicken bones or something. Hawke never gave Thunderbutt any of those.]

I hate to spoil his fun but alright. Gimme that you little bugger.

[Only seconds after taking it away Carver begins to whine.]

Don't tell me. She's the one who said you couldn't have it.

[makesowndestiny]

[Video + translated text]

[Dastan is grinning from ear to ear.]

That does look like a rather good use for the obnoxious thing.

[iwannabeadragon]

[Audio + Translated Text]

Best use I found so far.

[makesowndestiny]

[A nod, Dastan's admiration clearly showing in his eyes.]

I can attest to that!

[Yeah. Dastan's 'usefulness' of the tiny annoying creature was along the lines of somehow incurring death. To the furby. In any way imaginable.]

[iwannabeadragon]

[Hmm, Hawke likes this guy so far.]

It's either that or wait for the little things to try and steal my sould...or whatever it is they do.

[He's still pretty sure it's a demon of some kind.]