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[iwannabeagoonie]

I have found the funniest word in the English Language:

TOFURKEY.

Say it. And try not to laugh hysterically.

That's right, it's impossible.

Comments

[karlconka13]

I tried not to, and I chuckled.

That's remarkable.

[iwannabeagoonie]

It is.

[thatoneguy]

I think it's impossible to not laugh because of the idea of the thing, not the word itself. Tofurkey. Tofu-turkey. It's ABSURD, as are most vegitarians.

Now THOSE make me laugh--most vegitarians, that is. They make me laugh because the most common excuse for eating no meat is that "it's healthier" to eat only fruit and vegetables. But it's not. I'd go into more detail about it, but I'm too tired and don't really care enough.

Vegetarians. Hahahahaha!!!!

[iwannabeagoonie]

HEY! Don't be downing the vegetarians.

And by the way, it's Vegetarian, not vegitarian.

I'm probably going to be at Texas State sometime soon, doing a college visit. I might have to say hi or something like.