It's not easy to poop when you have snow up to your ears.
Good thing she likes building snow forts.

I hope I find my brain before Thursday.
Because the Berlin Wall aint gonna build itself.

This is a shot in the dark since about 2.5 people read this thing but,
if anyone wants to spend the summer in Montreal:
my lovely sister is looking to sublet her apartment for the summer.
Its nice and has lots of plants.
Let me know if anyone is interested.

Dear apartment Gods,
feel free to shine your light on us,
Yours truly,
My sanity.

Well we almost had an apartment. It was perfect for us. Landlord set up a meeting for saturday to sign a lease ( Read more... )

We've decided to go for it.
That's the beauty of life.
Faceplants are allowed.

I have 3 papers due this week ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that I sometimes wish that customers would papercut themselves with their tickets and die of a horrible gangrenous death?

no.

Is it right that this is so right?

yes.

I've been stuck in routine ( Read more... )

Today's just one of those days where things are getting to me ( Read more... )