After purchasing your product, I have found that I am now sterile, have no use of my left nostril, and know an incredible amount of mathematics, but now I have absolutely no idea how to operate a calculator or a pencil. I request reimbursement for me and my 27 children that were never born. My demand is $200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.83. I accept Paypal.
Sincerely
Me
P.S. I am not that lame-o who was posting Anonymous comments before, I am much cooler than they.
DANIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!iwannadoapooJanuary 4 2005, 19:38:17 UTC
i tried calling you as soon as i read the word girthamatron but you it went straight to your voicemail. so.... i figured id leave a shitty livejournal response to your wonderful comment.
o yes and to address your problems concerning the girthamatron: you have to insert the shaftomagram into the left nostril, instead of the right, that should you solve all of your problems.
AND! WTFuck is this supposed to mean?
"P.S. I am not that lame-o who was posting Anonymous comments before, I am much cooler than they."
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After purchasing your product, I have found that I am now sterile, have no use of my left nostril, and know an incredible amount of mathematics, but now I have absolutely no idea how to operate a calculator or a pencil. I request reimbursement for me and my 27 children that were never born. My demand is $200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.83. I accept Paypal.
Sincerely
Me
P.S. I am not that lame-o who was posting Anonymous comments before, I am much cooler than they.
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o yes and to address your problems concerning the girthamatron: you have to insert the shaftomagram into the left nostril, instead of the right, that should you solve all of your problems.
AND! WTFuck is this supposed to mean?
"P.S. I am not that lame-o who was posting Anonymous comments before, I am much cooler than they."
so which anonymous comments did you post?
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