I just ordered a leather jacket because I hate cows. I'll post pictures of it's rotting corpse when it arrives. In the meantime, I'll be looking for some asshugging camouflage pants, because I like to act tough and hardcore while listening to Cake and IMing with my mom.
But you're the faggots. Seriously.

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reading, no matter how radical or exciting, will always be or become boring to me. i've gotta get out of the house; gotta drink, gotta dance, gotta scream, gotta run! fuck ( Read more... )

when you search for " 'david allen coe' nigger guitar tab ", and your search engine returns fatmomma.caribicsex.com, something is majorly fucked up.

new Mortal Kombat rules all. MK Deception. total boner.
death traps, hara kiri, and Baraka all in one game.
you can't beat that with sex.

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" 'Tis the season - to shut the fuck up, and stop being a whiny little bitch".

~ Lord and Master (foamy)

there must be subliminal messages in these songs, telling me the funniest jokes that i've never heard, because this shit is fucking funny as hell. holy shit. Os Mutantes. complements of Sir Dougherty ( Read more... )

something that rules: when people lean over to see something that you're looking at, and inadvertently show you their boobs.

rude or not:

sister, with a bitter grin: ...so, i have to live off of this $2 for about 2 weeks
me: would you stop complaining about being poor? i don't care!

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every time i watch fight club, i end up with Where Is My Mind, and a picture of a hairy, half limp cock stuck in my head. fuck this shit. i'm going to bed.