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1-Age: And make copies of Johnson's report. Goddamnit, I know I fired him, Sheila! Just get the report and get it to me. And don't forget to collate it this time!
2-Gender: Hello, Peters? Peters, you old blowhard! How are ya? How's your ugly wife and kids? I thought as much, I thought as much...
3- Pictures of yourself: Listen, I have a proposition for you. Remember when we thought this television thing was going to be a fad? Well... as I'm sure you've noticed, it's still going strong and--
4-How did you find [info]wtf_user_info2? Damnit, man, you read my mind! I've already got the boys at CBS by the balls, ready to sign whatever we throw at them!
5-Why do you want in [info]wtf_user_info2? It's all done, Peters. All I need is your signature, and we can celebrate over 60 year old brandy and fine Cubans.
6-what is your biggest pet peeve regarding people in lj? Tuesday? You'll have to talk it over with my secretary. Damned if I know when I'm free! Alright, good talking to you Peters.
7-How many blinkies are in your LJ bio? Where is that goddamned report?
8-How do you feel about your LJ bio? Sheila? Sheila, you brainless-- what is this? Johnson's report? Does this look collated to you?
9-What do you do in your spare time? No? It doesn't look collated to me, either. Do it over. You have 5 minutes!
10-What is your favorite porn site? Oh, and send a memo to those pissants in accounting. They're all fired.
11-Why is it your favorite? What do i care if it's the goddamned holidays? Put their pink slips in holiday cards, for Chrissakes! This is exactly why women don't do well in business... always thinking with their goddamned hearts...
12-Post about us in your own journal and include the URL of your post. Hold all my calls! Oh, and fire my wife, while you're at it. Her numbers this fiscal year have been incredibly low.