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1-Age: J.P. Kelleran's Ofiice, please hold.
2-Gender: I'm sorry, but Mr. Kelleran is out of the office until Monday. May I take a message?
3- Pictures of yourself: Livejournal Industries, Sheila speaking.
4-How did you find [info]wtf_user_info2? I'm sorry but Mr. Kelleran is in a meeting right now.
5-Why do you want in [info]wtf_user_info2? Yes, He should be back in the office about 2 o'clock. You can try calling back then.
6-what is your biggest pet peeve regarding people in lj? J.P. Kelleran's office, Sheila speaking. How may I direct your call? One moment please.
7-How many blinkies are in your LJ bio? Livejournal Industries. How may I direct your call? No, I'm afraid he is indisposed at the moment. May I take a message?
8-How do you feel about your LJ bio? Please hold.
9-What do you do in your spare time? J.P. Kelleran's office. Sheila speaking. I'm sorry but he's in a very important business meeting. He should be there for the rest of the day.
10-What is your favorite porn site? J.P. Kelleran's office. Sheila speaking. Oh.... Hello Mrs. Kelleran. UMMMMMM let me see if he is free.
11-Why is it your favorite? Mr. Kelleran. Your wife is on the phone.
12-Post about us in your own journal and include the URL of your post. Yes sir. I understand, but she says it's important.