Asshole Parade

[iwantsacrifice]

This is Laura updating for Trevor. He is on the phone with me right now telling me what to do. Trevor wrote me an e-mail today which I truly believe is livejournal-worthy. Here it is

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[modern_panther]

umm, working at a shitty record store allows me to answer some of those questions

[modern_panther]

ah dammit, I hate making spelling mistakes!

[iwantsacrifice]

You know, this is really helping me out with a lot of my questions! I guess you can add "owners of children's boutiques" to the list right alongside junkies!

[modern_panther]

one time I sold a junkie the CD single of mo' money, mo' problems, and then three minutes later he came in again accusing me of ripping him off and demanding his money back because I guess he realized that he loved heroin more than biggie