Organized Religion Sucks

[iwasbatman]

I had to go to my aunt's bat mitzvah this morning. There was an organist there. An organ grinder's monkey stole a hamburger from my uncle once and it scarred my uncle for life. If I had a pet monkey, I would teach it to take people's car keys and then drive their cars around.

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[somecallmerat]

I would have been scarred for life too