iwashoff
Jul 14, 2003 01:46
don't make waves in the water, fucker.
oh wait i am.
shit.
iwashoff
Jun 25, 2003 01:28
my boyfriends muscles are bigger than mine now.
which means i can never arm wrestle him again, i wanna remain on top.
he's such a fucker, but at least he fills my car up with gas.
iwashoff
Jun 18, 2003 23:20
i bought a blender(to be nice), only to come home to a drunk jami, buzzed jeff handing over four dollars, and a still cranky hollie.
*shrug*
that should teach me.
iwashoff
Jun 10, 2003 00:45
my boyfriend held me at gunpoint with a blowdryer.
he threatened to difuse, thats when i pulled out the knife.
iwashoff
Jun 02, 2003 01:26
june-still cold.
alex-stud.
iwashoff
May 12, 2003 00:30
you know you've moved to the wrong city when:
heat is needed in may.
and everyone who lives here thinks 70 degrees is hot, or maybe just my boyfriend. but i hear he's gay. fucker.
iwashoff
May 03, 2003 16:30
my cat is expensive because she's a princess.
good thing she has a sugar daddy named alex to buy/give her medicine and frightening trips to the vet.
iwashoff
Apr 25, 2003 01:57
my boyfriend is so fucking hott.
iwashoff
Apr 22, 2003 01:12
i'm boycotting sprint.
my boyfriend is trying to control everything i do, i think he may even be after my livejournal, fucker.
iwashoff
Apr 21, 2003 00:00
my boyfriend is so much better at monopoly than me.
but at least i beat him at candy land.
easter at the revs, not completely horrible.