so i did a fabaulous thing last night when i called you and i called your house, thinking it was your phone, and you answered and i said, "DUDE WHATS UP DOGG" and you said, "what?" and i said, "dude what's going on, are you there?" and you were like "um... what?" and i was so confused, and drunk, and i was like, "citizen?" and ou said, "no.... ,this isn't citizen" and i said "ohh... i'm sorry, is she there?" and you said something, but i didn't hear it, so i went to say goodbye, and someone sent me a text message, so when i pressed, "END" it ended the text message screen, not the phone call, to which i was oblivious to, and exclaimed, "ah fuck! that was her mom i think? holy fucking shiiiit" and then a second later i said, "gimme a 40 biotches" and then i looked at my phone and saw that the call was still in the process
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