So apparently Im no longer good at sneaking out

[iwhinealot]

And if that wasn't enough, I never had a boyfriend. He was always just "my good friend."

I fucking hate my parents. Sooooooooooo much.

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[procrastinator2]

Sorry that didn't work out Paul. Don't blame yourself. You can't really do much when your mom chooses the one night you need to sneak out to sleep on the couch by the front door. Good luck next time...

[southerncynic]

My mum calls Chris my "friend". So everytime she asks "How's your friend?" it's like "Who?"