Myspace has become like an unwanted child

Jul 24, 2006 16:04

I got it because of my ex-boyfriend
I want to get rid of it
But I cant because it takes so long to get through the beauracry of it all

I NEED A MYSPACE ABORTION!!!!!!!!!!

Did I totally miss something? It is cancel account to get rid of it, right?

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southerncynic July 24 2006, 23:27:12 UTC
Yes, canceling the account gets rid of it. When you press the button you might feel a slight discomfort in your vaginal region, followed by a sucking sensation, then a feeling of emptiness. But seeing as you did not want this child in the first place, after a few days, you will feel better and be back to giving blow jobs, getting boob fucked, and having greasy old truckers fuck you in back of their trucks like always. Just remember to use a condom.

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iwhinealot July 24 2006, 23:28:30 UTC
I believe its pronounced 'condam.'

getting boob fucked is my favorite, but greasy truckers come in a close second.

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southerncynic July 25 2006, 00:07:51 UTC
Ah, yes, condam. :D

Nothing like those boobs, eh?

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procrastinator2 July 25 2006, 00:40:51 UTC
Wow. Just. Wow.

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... sonofrageandlov July 25 2006, 02:10:00 UTC
what the FUCK?!?!?!?!?!!?!

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lizzieisahippie July 25 2006, 04:26:57 UTC
what were you expecting? con-dams?

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procrastinator2 July 25 2006, 06:02:37 UTC
I hate how you get so many comments from a few random sentences thrown together as a "post."

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iwhinealot July 25 2006, 17:15:03 UTC
L2love and then everyone will spam comment you ^_^

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procrastinator2 July 26 2006, 02:29:00 UTC
I love. I'm just not gay.

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