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[iwillbromoshyou]

i'm at olive garden with my mom and im eating fettuicine alfredo and someone just said loudly
'i like to dangle when i sleep'

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[eversonpoe]

what does that even MEAN?

[iwillbromoshyou]

IDK SOME ARMY DUDE
talking about liking to sleep with no undies
cus he likes to dangle........

EXCUSE ME
im eating.

also hes like
guy -" ive never gone to a dance or party sober..this will be weird"
girl - "you can have a few drags off my cig , itll get you buzzed "
guy- " sounds good. lets go outside"
girl " I DIDNT KNOW YOU SMOKED??? REALLY? "
guy- " OF COURSE I DO , IM IN THE ARMY "

[eversonpoe]

priceless.