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[iwillmendyou]

[It took a bit of flailing around and the contents of an empty wire trash basket scattered around the floor, but Hanatarou finally trapped the flying rat that had been following him around. It was an epic struggle that would surely have gone down in history had there been any witnesses and even resulted in a skinned knee

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[glasses_atnight]

I killed one of them. By total accident. It... became a apple sucker and bath salts, but if you like the rat, why not? We got a have a cage around here somewhere.

[iwillmendyou]

There are bath salts inside!?

...It came from the Twelfth, didn't it?

And. Um. Could I borrow the cage?

[glasses_atnight]

Yeah. Wasabi bath salts at that. Can't think of anyone but someone in the Twelfth that could come up with that.

'Course. I'll get to you right away.

... What do flying rats eat?

[iwillmendyou]

I don't know. I've been poking leaves at it through the wire trashcan and it's just sitting there.

...Should I ask someone from the Twelfth for help with it? I'm almost definitely afraid to.

[inuzuri_tiger]

Don't let it bite you!

[iwillmendyou]

I don't plan on it!

[shinigami_baito]

Rats can fly? This is news.

[iwillmendyou]

Not very well if someone like me was able to catch it! Iba-fukutaichou thinks it might have come from the Twelfth. They. Um. Also have bath salts and stuff inside.

But I don't want to break mine!

[shinigami_baito]

Oh! ...Oh dear. I think I just found mine. ...In my Venus Flytrap. ...Oh dear.

[iwillmendyou]

...You have new bathsalts now, don't you?

[fighting_boy]

You're supposed to whack it for candy

Everyone's got one, huh? I, ah, kinda squished mine. What the hell am I supposed to do with bath salts? I ain't even seen a bathtub for months.

...And before you get clever, there's showers in the living quarters.

[iwillmendyou]

But I don't want to squish mine! It's cute! Kinda.

Ichigo... Er... we do have a few bathtubs at the barracks here. They're very good for soothing muscles and relaxing!

[fighting_boy]

I didn't really mean to squish it, but... there was candy inside. I couldn't bring myself to feel too bad for the poor little sucker.

You have bathtubs in the barracks? Daaamn. Either somebody's seriously duped me or the Fourth's a lot cushier than the Thirteenth.

[iwillmendyou]

I'm not going to squish Wasabi, I don't care if it has candy inside it!

And also, the baths are mostly restricted to seated officers or those that have done double shifts, but they're also used therapeutically for some of our patients.

Er... if you have a persistent muscle ache or something...?

[temperateflower]

... a rat?