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[iwillpuppetyou]

...If this melon doesn't crack now, I'm finished. I don't have the patience for this. It shouldn't be this hard to open a melon.

[Filtered to Deidara]
Deidara, I'd like you to tell me what sort of abilities I possess, since you seem to know me so well. Maybe I can use this knowledge in the future instead of feeling so clueless.

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[bakahatsu_da]

Ah...

You're a puppet, for one. You're a puppeteer and fight with the other puppets in your collection. But puppetry is not art, un.

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[iwillpuppetyou]

Well, by looking at myself, I could make out that much. And I guess that explains the flawless dexterity of my fingers.

Can you give me an explanation for all of the strange things found on my person?

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[bakahatsu_da]

Your weapons. They're all poisoned too; you liked experimenting with poisons. We're good as long no one bitches about it.

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[iwillpuppetyou]

Oh, are they? Genious of me. I'm sure I have more on my model, hmm~ how... artistic.

[ranking_prince]

No luck then? That's too bad. Sorry I couldn't be of any help...

[iwillpuppetyou]

What was it you used, hot water? Whatever the case, any advice I recieved was nullified by the melon.

[ranking_prince]

Yes, boiling water. But chances are if it's already been used, then it won't work again.

I was also thinking about trying salt and sugar solutions. Have you tried those yet?

[iwillpuppetyou]

Hmm. I haven't. It might be worthwhile.