oh! and Dartanian fuckin' rocks my balls off ( Read more... )

I'll be your chauffeur on a midnight drive ( Read more... )

Hot milk ( Read more... )

i'm going for a new personal record ( Read more... )

No this is how we send them to people in the mail ( Read more... )

"This isn't over! in fact it won't ever end!"

Hooray for Chinaland and New Crapxico! and everything from spoons to high powered nail-guns and crystal meth! But i hate this and i spit on it! this is becoming way to serious! believe me now and understand me later;

"if you fall, i won't die!"

Its hard to be so popular!
They say i'm cute, They say i'm fine!
but when i'm with, just one girl!
i can't help it other girls are on my mind!

hahaha
if this is the best i can do! than the sooner you label me pathetic the better!
*sigh*

"just let me die"

"Even though he was popular, good-looking and friendly, he had very few dates during his high school years. This social awkwardness and fear of social situations haunted him ( Read more... )

well fuck ( Read more... )