Voicemail

[iwishiwasbig]

Hello. You've reached Dave Nelson's voicemail. Please leave a message at the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as I possibly can. Thank you!

Comments

Wacky Phoninations!

[whateverknight]

I've probably gotten the wrong person's voicemail. That's all right. If you ARE the person who called regarding ferret sex, I'd like an explanation. If not... well, now you've gotten a call about ferret sex, too.

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Re: Wacky Phoninations!

[iwishiwasbig]

[Continued here.]