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iwitnessdamsel

Fourth Report

Feb 27, 2010 22:51

[She doesn't entirely mean to...but April's slipped into reporter mode.]

Singing macaroni, teleportation, and altering his passenger's species at will.

I've already seen some of what makes our Captain 'Great', and while I can't say I'm not impressed, I'm not exactly happy about it, either. If the song wasn't bad enough, the Captain terrorized ( Read more... )

what the fresh hell?, networking, reporter!mode, the captain is a gack-face

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betterthanraph February 28 2010, 03:55:58 UTC

April. You have your business voice on.

iwitnessdamsel February 28 2010, 03:57:27 UTC

What?

No, I don't.

betterthanraph February 28 2010, 04:00:23 UTC

Yes, yes you do. You have your "you better explain yourself Chief Sterns" voice.

iwitnessdamsel February 28 2010, 04:03:34 UTC

You're remembering it wrong, I'm sure.

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thepartydude February 28 2010, 06:23:27 UTC

Dude, I don't think they get reception out here, April.

iwitnessdamsel February 28 2010, 06:26:07 UTC

Wha--I'm not--

I'm not using my 'Chief Stern's' voice, okay?

[Crap, two of them now.]

thepartydude February 28 2010, 13:14:22 UTC

Never said you were~

[But he totally thought it.]

iwitnessdamsel March 1 2010, 20:06:36 UTC

[She's thinning her eyes at the comm, Mikey, and pretending it's your lumpy, green head.]

Ever find something to entertain yourself with? I remember you asking about it the other day.

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axemeaquestion February 28 2010, 09:04:23 UTC

Whoah, there.

iwitnessdamsel February 28 2010, 09:07:40 UTC

'Whoah, there'?

[ITS NOT A VOICE.]

axemeaquestion February 28 2010, 09:09:04 UTC

[IT'S A FAMILIAR SOUND TO ROCHELLE.

THESE GIRLS CAN BE NEWS BUDDIES, AFTER ALL.]

I'm kidding.

iwitnessdamsel February 28 2010, 09:13:15 UTC

[NEWS BUDDY ;A;]

Uh-huh.

Got an answer for me?

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ttlyisabard February 28 2010, 22:37:47 UTC

Me? Nothing actually ... well ... a while back something happened to the ship's systems and everyone's emotions were running wild. It triggered my sorcery and instead of it manifesting through my music like it always had, I kind of lit my room on fire ...

But Redd didn't do that specifically. I keep my nose down and do my best to not anger him.

iwitnessdamsel March 1 2010, 20:10:04 UTC

['Do my best not to anger him' like a good little subject should.

April's writing that down. It's got a ring to it. And taking note of the magic usage~]

Sorcery.

I see; would you mind if I asked you a few more questions? Starting with your name?

[She knows it, but saying 'Oh, Kate, that's cool' when they...haven't really spoken. That'd be weird and stalkerish.]

ttlyisabard March 2 2010, 00:28:23 UTC

It's Katherine ... Kate.

[She snickers. She could have sworn she told April her name when she first showed up. But that was a while ago. Maybe she forgot, or maybe she was just being polite. Or this was her doing that 'reporter thing'.]