4th Wall Day

[iwitnessdamsel]

We've sure got quite the influx of new people this weekend.

Did we finally get Harrison Ford?

Comments

[tic_tech_turtle]

Sorry, April. I haven't yet seen any sign.

[iwitnessdamsel]

Drat.

I'm regretting even asking. Now I've got a bunch of slime-balls on my tail.

[tic_tech_turtle]

Hm, yes. I hear that.

[those people there are messing with his not-mom. Bristle.]

[iwitnessdamsel]

I can handle them.

Promise me you'll never be like any of these horn-dogs, Donnie.

[fallencriminal]

If you want to call me that, then go ahead love'.
I wouldn't mind bringing out my whip every once in awhile, anyways..

[iwitnessdamsel]

Not Harrison Ford? No dice.

[fallencriminal]

What happened to that phrase "So many fish in the see"? Or was it too many?

Perhaps, my darling, you just haven encountered the right Toyota.

[iwitnessdamsel]

I refuse to drive anything with that much engine noise.

[mayflyhunter]

Something much better~!

[iwitnessdamsel]

Keep moving, blondie.

[mayflyhunter]

What c'mon that was wide open!

[iwitnessdamsel]

First of all? It's an in-joke between my friends.

Second of all? You're not Harrison, so no, for you? It was not and will never be 'open'.

Move along.

[axemeaquestion]

Not yet? Shit.

[iwitnessdamsel]

I'm getting cat-calls.

Apparently I left myself 'wide open'.

Hmph.

Men.

[axemeaquestion]

I see Nick around, he's getting slapped. Really? Really?

[iwitnessdamsel]

You'll be the first person I tell, and I'll hold him down while you wail on his expensively dressed ass.

[smelllikeaman]

Did you know women prefer Old Spice for their men one bajillion times more than ladies scented bodywashes?

[iwitnessdamsel]

You're too late, I've started my boycott.

Scram.