Liquidation Blues

[csi_borders_11]

 I am soooo sick and tired of seeing all this garbage rolling in the back door (perfumes, stuffed animals, fleece blankets) as well as these sleazy liquidators running the show. Can't wait till it's all over and done with.

Comments

[anonymous]

Don't worry, once I run out of stuff for you to sell for me, you'll be free to go to whatever loser job you'll have next. Myself, on the other hand, I don't have to work. I sit behind a big mahogany desk while peasants like you work their lives away making me rich.

-Sincerely,
Liquidation Company CEO

[anonymous]

hahahaha wow. But seriously, it's not the liquidators fault. Blame Borders.

[anonymous]

Now get back to work, hourly fucks.

-Liquidation Company CEO

[fraudoktorclams]

Ron Marshall, is that you?!

[nimblepunishmnt]

I'm sick of the customers who are SO sad that we're closing.

[nimblepunishmnt]

Yeah, I want to be like, "well, if you liked us SO much, you would have shopped here more, and we'd still be in business." These people who "miss us so much" only shopped maybe once a year. Losers.

One Customer's Perspective

[nimblepunishmnt]

Well, I'll miss the Borders that was struggling to stay alive for the past couple of years...weekly 40% off coupons with Borders bucks seemingly randomly popping up. Having to pay near full-price for books will be sad. I'll be buying mostly ebooks from here on out to keep my costs down.

Re: One Customer's Perspective

[nimblepunishmnt]

yeah, you deserve death a hundred times over for what you all put us through over the years! whining about not getting to use your coupon multiple times, the bathrooms aren't clean enough, my daughter fell and it's your fault, this muffin is stale, this book's damaged can i have it for free???????? fuck you all and die miserable and alone

NO DOUBT

[anonymous]

seriously could not agree more. we have dog beds at our store... wtf? the most random possible stuff.

[anonymous]

Anyone else up for screening the anon comments, so we don't end up with three actual comments and 19 trolls?

and you?

[anonymous]

including your own, you pretentious fuck? it's about time us trolls took over.

[anonymous]

agreed
or ignore them

fyi

[anonymous]

i feel morally obligated to let everyone know that BOOKBOSS83 is a nazi wanker. distrust everything she says. she's a lying corporate whore.

Re: fyi

[bookboss83]

It warms the cockles of my coal black heart to know that you still think of me :)

Re: fyi

[anonymous]

I think of you as a finely seasoned slab of meat i'd like to roast on a spit, but i'll settle for pestering you and ruining your reputation on here as much as i can.
:)

Re: fyi

[bookboss83]

Whatever makes you happy. Anyone whose opinion I actually care about won't pay one bit of attention to you.