Aug 12, 2011 16:38
I am soooo sick and tired of seeing all this garbage rolling in the back door (perfumes, stuffed animals, fleece blankets) as well as these sleazy liquidators running the show. Can't wait till it's all over and done with.
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Continue to make your parents proud of you. If you haven't killed them by now.
Enjoy mindless wonders, enjoy...
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"Hi, dear. How was work today?"
"It was treeeemendous! I sat on my rotund ass and made a killing off the blood, sweat, and tears of a bunch of raw-nerved underemployed peons today who also have families to support."
"That's nice, dear. I'm so proud of you. So you brought home plenty of bacon?"
"That I did, my love!"
"Speaking of which, go and put your bib on! It's bacon for dinner!"
"Oh boy, shovel it in, ARGHHH ARGHHH ARGHHH..."
After eating, LIQUIDATOR gets up, moves to his easy boy chair, and collapses in it, while his son TOMMY, who'd been watching Bonanza on TV, turns and instead watches him curiously. TOMMY gets up and goes to his dad...
"Um, mommy?"
"Yes, Tommy?"
"I think Daddy's heart stopped."
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