Rant

[iwrite4food]

Dear Lady Who Uses a Paper Towel to Open the Bathroom Door to Exit,

Usually I would make some sort of statement to the effect of that is so wasteful of paper and how ineffective that act is, but hell, you really got me this time.  This time you were right.  That particular door handle, in this particular refined tech company office building just

Comments

[pjsiqhh]

I have to disagree. While she might be using a fresh paper towel, in which case ignore the latter entirely, she was probably using the paper towel with which she dried her hands with after washing them. If it was indeed an already spent paper towel, she was giving it more life by using it to make herself feel better about not getting AIDS. If this was the case, she's still a douchebag for thinking she would not die of AIDS from using a paper towel to open the door because I saw the heroine junkie custodian jizz on her BLT for more flavor.