GUYS AND GALS, I'M BORED AGAIN! D8 You know what that means! Retardation from t'eh Xiggeh! I think it's the pain meds talking, but I've decided to hold a flashy contest! 83
Okay, so there's all these new kids and everything coming onto campus and they keep asking me stories about my eye. And my little nieces have shunned the story I gave them. So
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I have seen other such injuries after lab explosions...
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By the way, we have a heart missing a valve on life support right now. We can harvest many of the other organs, but the heart is defective and unusable. Could you use it?
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But no. ;D
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Well um... you look pretty battle worn... did you lose it in battle?
As for a creative tale? You were visiting Spira when you got in the way of a pack of stampeeding wild chocobos. They ran you over and one of their claws gouged out your eye.
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Thus, yes I have been in a stampede. However, no, it was not that. xD And it wasn't battle! Good guess, though. ;D
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VERY CREATIVE STORY, LITTLE BRO! WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING AS YOU WRITE THAT? XD
This is certainly on a tie with that hobo story~ ;3
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Besides, you do have that Chuck Norris/Macguyver/Jack Bauer thing going for you... kids might believe it!
As for what I was smoking... I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to tell you that :P
I bullshitted that entire story in one sitting. Took me five minutes. I'm proud of myself~
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The little kids I hang out with would believe me if I told them I had an elephant in my trousers. :P
Smokin' cockroaches? >D And it's good to see that the gene for bullshitting stories is alive and well in our hard-gay populace of men. ^^ It's that gene that allows us to survive when our loved ones come in the room and demand an explanation for the porn they found. x3 Ah, my poor in-laws. -3-
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