BOREDOM STRIKES AGAIN! 8D

May 04, 2009 21:55

GUYS AND GALS, I'M BORED AGAIN! D8 You know what that means! Retardation from t'eh Xiggeh! I think it's the pain meds talking, but I've decided to hold a flashy contest! 83

Okay, so there's all these new kids and everything coming onto campus and they keep asking me stories about my eye. And my little nieces have shunned the story I gave them. So ( Read more... )

retarded, bored!, contest

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orangescientist May 5 2009, 03:39:47 UTC
Science experiment gone wrong?

I have seen other such injuries after lab explosions...

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ixarms_reloadxi May 5 2009, 04:27:30 UTC
Nah. Although I apparently have a knack for science, I haven't spent much time in a lab. They ... kinda... make me squick. >.>

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ixarms_reloadxi May 5 2009, 04:27:44 UTC
Oooh, clever~!

But no. ;D

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ixarms_reloadxi May 5 2009, 04:47:03 UTC
Ooh, I like Fuddruckers! :3 We should go there for lunch on Friday! 8D

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zanarkandmelody May 5 2009, 05:16:52 UTC
A creative story for losing your eye or the real one?

Well um... you look pretty battle worn... did you lose it in battle?

As for a creative tale? You were visiting Spira when you got in the way of a pack of stampeeding wild chocobos. They ran you over and one of their claws gouged out your eye.

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zanarkandmelody May 5 2009, 05:17:34 UTC
Or a flock rather

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ixarms_reloadxi May 5 2009, 05:22:41 UTC
Fun fact- a pack of Chocobos is actually called a murder. :3 My grandparents breed them and horses.

Thus, yes I have been in a stampede. However, no, it was not that. xD And it wasn't battle! Good guess, though. ;D

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zanarkandmelody May 5 2009, 05:24:16 UTC
Oh. I'm used to just saying chocobos. *shrug* Not to many in the city, but I used to ride them on the Mi'hen Highroad on any given boring afternoon.

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blackstar_key May 5 2009, 13:58:40 UTC
Right, I know how you lost that eye (won't mention it here or I deprive the 'kids' of their guessing), so I'm basically coming up with the most elaborate piece of crap I can pull out of thin air ( ... )

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ixarms_reloadxi May 5 2009, 17:28:15 UTC
WOAAAAH! You really want them fruity condoms, don't you? ;D

VERY CREATIVE STORY, LITTLE BRO! WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING AS YOU WRITE THAT? XD

This is certainly on a tie with that hobo story~ ;3

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blackstar_key May 5 2009, 17:31:40 UTC
Ha! No! I just did it for a laugh! When has Demyx ever used condoms with me? Haha, when have I ever used condoms with him~? I just thought it would make you laugh.

Besides, you do have that Chuck Norris/Macguyver/Jack Bauer thing going for you... kids might believe it!

As for what I was smoking... I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to tell you that :P

I bullshitted that entire story in one sitting. Took me five minutes. I'm proud of myself~

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ixarms_reloadxi May 5 2009, 17:44:32 UTC
These are flavored, though! 83 Pretty tasty, if I do say so myself... tastes like Skittles. I've been chewing on one for the past hour and a half

The little kids I hang out with would believe me if I told them I had an elephant in my trousers. :P

Smokin' cockroaches? >D And it's good to see that the gene for bullshitting stories is alive and well in our hard-gay populace of men. ^^ It's that gene that allows us to survive when our loved ones come in the room and demand an explanation for the porn they found. x3 Ah, my poor in-laws. -3-

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