I'm a pillow!

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So, I was sitting here, drinking Koolaid and watching Scrubs, minding my own business, and Hunter makes his way in to play some Racing game and used me as a headrest. Then Braig comes over and crawls into my lap and falls asleep. Then Dustball decides I'm a dirty boy and starts cleaning my face before falling asleep on my shoulder. Then Larxene

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[h2o_dancer]

I'm laughing at you Xigbar :P

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Oh, are you now? >D Well, guess what? I'm laughing right back! HAHAHAH! Know why~? 'cause I can do something you can't! Are you watching? Are you watching?

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YEAH! That was a kiss on my lover! >P

♥ You know I adore you, Mullet. 8D

[h2o_dancer]

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I hate you

[ixarms_reloadxi]

I'M SO SORRY! XD

You want me to go kiss Riku and tell him it was from you~? 'cause I will! You know I will! :P

You're fun to mess with. When do you come back? You only have a few days left, right?

[blackstar_key]

I. HATE. YOU. WHORE. >|

I'm only "boring" because you're a boring cock who gushes like a girl every time someone talks to you!

Joke, joke.

Besides, I'm gonna be getting out and about soon. Keep myself busy, you know. With stuff.

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WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?! *sob*

Who, me? I do not! At least I actually TALK to people! Good god!

What are you dooooiiiing~? You know I don't trust you when you leave it with "stuff". :P Last time "Stuff" happened, you took over a fucking island, you know!

[blackstar_key]

BECAUSE YOU'RE WHIPPED. WHIPPED LIKE CREAM!

So I'm quiet! I've always been like that! And you do so, I saw you flapping your ultrasound shots at the clerk in the supermarket!

I didn't take over an island, I just liberated it from an oppressive gang! Besides, my stuff isn't any of your business, Xig man :P But if you must know, we have "aliens" in town.

[ixarms_reloadxi]

PROVE IT! :P

WELL STOP BEING QUIET! God, we gotta get you out of your shell before you suffocate. Geezus. And hey- the lady asked to see pictures! She's in one of my classes and she works there over the summer. So shut yer face. :P

HEY HEY. I GET OLDER BROTHER PRIVILEGES OF ALWAYS BEING IN YOUR BUSINESS. :P And you get the same in regards to me, O Little One. And what sort of "aliens" do we have? Rival gangs? Police men? Ex girl friends? >D

[femme_savage]

Right.

Well, seeing as I've awoken myself from your decidedly uncomfortable shoulder and gone to raid the refridgerator for cherry tomatoes and orange juice, I will respond to your offer of cosmetic surgery.

No. Nooo no no no no. You do that, I will pop your eye out and mangle your face just to get my Xigbar back. I never believed in cosmetic surgery. Though no one believes that right now with the size of my breasts... IT'S PREGNANCY, YOU IDIOTS!

And we're out of cherry tomatoes... hmph.

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Haha, are you sure? I'm kind of horrendous if you haven't noticed. Have you SEEN what's under this damned patch? It's disgusting~

I'll go get you tomatoes~ as soon as the rest of the sleepers wake up. Well, the dog's awake, but he doesn't look to keen on moving. And Hunter is mumbling in his sleep. X3

[femme_savage]

Um, hi, does this look like the face of someone who cares about that? Some people aren't superficial, you know. I don't care, I think you're handsome. And I can see beyond the exterior. It's a gift.

And maybe some grapes. And a pomegranate. And some figs. And some potato chips. And some of that diabetic chocolate.

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Handsome? Geeze, and they say I'm the crazy one... ♥ ♥

So, Cherry Tomatoes, Grapes, Pomegranate, Figs, Chips, Chocolate, and a partridge in a pear tree? Got it! I'll leave as soon as I can do so without waking everything up. >< Call the dog, please? Otherwise, telling him to move is going to wake up the cub.

Then again, it is kind of late to be napping. Nap too long, and he won't sleep when bed time rolls around.

[heart_shines]

My question is, how are you managing to type if both arms are occupied with things~? :P

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SIMPLE! 8D Everyone got up and left eventually! And it was just my shoulders they'd stolen. And Larxene latched herself to my arm, but she's a deep sleeper, so the movement didn't bother her. And Braig didn't mind the warm laptop on his butt. :3

AND I GOT TO PEE! 8D I WENT WEE WEE, KAIRI!

[heart_shines]

YAY FOR GETTING TO PEE!!

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU XIGBAR!! 8D

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURINATION! 8D

Waaaaaah, you need to be here. Hunter's being all groggy and grumpy and cute. :P Hurry up and stop being on vacation!