The Lovett Home! 8D Not very loving, honestly. I've yet to have a hug since I got through those doors. :(
HEY! I was behaving! I was standing by my car, waiting to pick up the Bat, smoking something of Larxene's she stashed away in my glove compartment months ago, and then I get a call from the old lady saying her plane's landed and she's at luggage claim and she can't carry her bag, so I go in to go get her, and I'm stopped at the door and tackled to the ground and slammed up against a wall and this that and the other. Then I was thrown into a truck and driven here. And now here I sit, little, cold, and alone~!
Okay~ haha! Bring it, little man! It'll be good to see your skinny, white ass. What ever happened to doing butt buddy things?
Well, we would do butt buddy things had you not gotten yourself committed!
I've been busy with classes and my hearing. I didn't tell you, I've been given my gun back because I've been behaving! Got all of my old weapons back, actually! Was down at the firing range to see if I still had it, and thankfully I do!
Committed to a padded wall? Haha. This wall and I. We're gonna make memories, I can tell. He's got a delicious sense of humor. ;D
Well congrats! Mine's been postponed, if you can't tell. But damn, for me, even behaving and following the rules isn't enough to keep mahself out of trouble, is it? D: And to think, I tried my hardest to be good...
Xigbar... do I even want to know what you've gotten yourself into? You know that Larxene is going to kick your ass when she gets her hands on you~~ :P
Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop! Business never better using only pussycats and toast! And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most! And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
I don't know what I did! D: I was being nice and playing by the rules and stuff. :( I hope she's not too mad... she sounded pissed over the text messages last night... Although I do like it when she plays rough, I don't like it when she does it with anger in her eyes.
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion, Eminently practical And yet appropriate as always! Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived Without you all these years, I'll never know! How delectable! Also undetectable! How choice!
How Rare! For what's the sound of the world out there?!
That's really weird. It makes you wonder why they targeted you and just got lucky that you actually kinda had part of a reason to be brought in... it's Larxene, she'll be pissed, but she'll get over it... She loves you though, that's the important thing!
I'm going to be humming that song all night now and if it makes it into my dreams, I'm going to come find you~! :P
I don't know. Think it may be partly in relation to me not giving much care to clean up when I got your cousin lass back. Maybe they found it, tracked it to me, and can't pin me because I -AM- in rehabilitation. That, and I hadn't actually DONE anything for them to arrest me, AND they didn't have a warrant for my arrest. So~ I don't know. It wasn't my fault, that's all I know. And I'm trying to keep cool about it.
And the thought of you blowing something up in science class makes it easier to laugh. 8D
FIND ME THEN! >D I'm between the man eating his bunk bed and the lady singing the alphabet song on the second floor. :3
Trouble likes me, what can I say? :P It's been throwing itself at me like a cheap whore my entire life. Well, maybe since age... geeze, how old was I at boot camp? ... 12? Don't remember.
Um... if you want to take my dog for a walk, go ahead. And by walk, I mean, you gotta actually pick him up and walk around with him and then set him down so he can pee on stuff. :P
He's not supposed to be on his leg yet. He's got another week and a half, still. Poor thing. :(
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Can you not be left alone for thirty seconds without getting yourself thrown in the nut house?
Oh, I'll come over alright. With one of those over-sized, squeaky mallets and I'll hit you. Repeatedly. For kicks.
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HEY! I was behaving! I was standing by my car, waiting to pick up the Bat, smoking something of Larxene's she stashed away in my glove compartment months ago, and then I get a call from the old lady saying her plane's landed and she's at luggage claim and she can't carry her bag, so I go in to go get her, and I'm stopped at the door and tackled to the ground and slammed up against a wall and this that and the other. Then I was thrown into a truck and driven here. And now here I sit, little, cold, and alone~!
Okay~ haha! Bring it, little man! It'll be good to see your skinny, white ass. What ever happened to doing butt buddy things?
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I've been busy with classes and my hearing. I didn't tell you, I've been given my gun back because I've been behaving! Got all of my old weapons back, actually! Was down at the firing range to see if I still had it, and thankfully I do!
And I'm not that skinny! And not that white!
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Well congrats! Mine's been postponed, if you can't tell. But damn, for me, even behaving and following the rules isn't enough to keep mahself out of trouble, is it? D: And to think, I tried my hardest to be good...
YES YOU ARE! AND YES YOU ARE! :P
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Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop!
Business never better using only pussycats and toast!
And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most!
And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
>D
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Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion,
Eminently practical
And yet appropriate as always!
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived
Without you all these years, I'll never know!
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
How choice!
How
Rare!
For what's the sound of the world out there?!
>DDDD
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I'm going to be humming that song all night now and if it makes it into my dreams, I'm going to come find you~! :P
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And the thought of you blowing something up in science class makes it easier to laugh. 8D
FIND ME THEN! >D I'm between the man eating his bunk bed and the lady singing the alphabet song on the second floor. :3
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But then again that makes you the Xigbar we all love.
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He's not supposed to be on his leg yet. He's got another week and a half, still. Poor thing. :(
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