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My first Father's Day... total awesomeness! :D

I think someone must have given me more pain meds than I usually take last night, 'cause I woke up and the entire room was covered in construction paper cards and printer paper hearts and one little blond boy staring at me from my chest, with two others on the bed beside him fighting over one of my

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[blackstar_key]

Can you do me a favour? You know, as a pal and all that?

Can you put a bullet in my head? Before anyone else does? I'm making more enemies than friends here...

And you're dancing you is actually pretty cute...

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Um, no, I can't. Who else am I gonna use as a blow up doll when Larxene's out tonight with her girlfriend, hmm?

[Private]
In all seriousness, you don't sound okay. What's up?
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[blackstar_key]

Um... blow-up doll...? What have you signed me up for...?

[Private]
I can explain it very simply: I saw my shrink today.

I always feel horrific after seeing her... Totally counter-productive.
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Well, Larxy said she'd have sexy pictures of her and Kairi, thought I'd give her something to reimburse her~ Or should I go find Marly instead? :P

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God, why do you keep going to her? You know Kyrstin's right on the outskirts of town, now. She doesn't charge anything, we've got frequent flier miles with her. :P

Your shrink is shit. Go back to the bat- she misses you.
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[h2o_dancer]

I don't care what anyone says, you're so not cool!:P

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Fuck you, Mullet. Fuck you and the Demyx you rode in on. :P

HUNTER SAYS I'M COOL! SO DOES LARXENE!

[h2o_dancer]

FUCK YOU EYEPATCH!

AND YOU STILL AREN'T COOL! I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY SAY!

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THE EYE PATCH IS COOLER THAN THE MULLET!

EVERYONE YOU LOVE LOVES ME! >D

Heard you had interviews! How'd that go?