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[ixarms_reloadxi]

Ookay, well, it's been fourteen and a half internet-years since any of you have heard from me, right? Not my fault. Work + School (a few classes, not many) + Family = No Time For You Hooligans. Plus, this is the first time since August I haven't felt just totally NOT wanting to deal with people. Soak it up, kids, I don't know how long this Anti-

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[blackstar_key]

I can't believe you told people I'm getting older...

I had this whole illusion of being immortal or ageless going and you ruined it. Thanks a freaking lot :P

Have you seen someone about your eye? And do you need a ride anywhere this weekend? Oh, and keep your phallic decor to yourself. That's on a need-to-know basis, and we don't need to know...

[ixarms_reloadxi]

You? Ageless? Hah! You're getting wrinkles already, home boy, and if you're trying to hide your true age, perhaps you should think of dying your hair some other color. Gray isn't a common color. But hey, who am I kidding? With your age, your eyes are probably not even sharp enough to read something this small... unless you ate your Total this morning, Grandpa. :P

[blackstar_key]

You know, I think you enjoy pissing me off. Or, more accurately, trying to piss me off. Funny how the years go by and your urkability starts to fade. At least if I end up in an old peoples' home when I turn 22 next month, I'll have you for company because, oh yeah, you're older than me, grave dodger! And why would I dye my hair? That really messes it up, you should know that!

I was actually thinking you should get a professional with qualifications and years of experience to take a look at it, but to each their own. And let me know when you want to go somewhere, I can steal the car for it.

No, Xigbar, the only ones who need to know about your dick are you and your banshee lover. And I don't foresee being held at gunpoint and being asked about the decoration on your sexual organs. I don't think anyone would be stupid enough, really.

[ixarms_reloadxi]

I do enjoy trying. And hey, you like trying to piss me off, too, so shut up and all. Of course I'll be there keeping you company! Someone's gotta make sure you don't start beating people to death with your walker, or running down the orderlies with your motorized wheelchair. You know you would!

These guys ARE professionals with qualifications and years of experience. :| They're not going to send noobs alone into warzones to help victims. Most of these guys are retirees that love their job too much to leave it at the office. I'll probably end up being one of them- working there until my dying day. It's a great place with a lot of great works going on.

Less of a banshee, more of a siren. And what, stupid enough to worship the ground I walk on, or stupid enough to try and put you in that situation? :P

[h2o_dancer]

You know, I've seen piercings like one you described in porn~ And, honestly? It doesn't look comfortable for anyone involved! One cock piercing is fucking sexy, but any more than that and it stops being attractive to me x.x I'm surprised that Larxene didn't murder you for getting them all~ I've never seen her go six weeks without sex and I'm sure it's not a pretty thing at all~ >3

We're not talking to a ghost right now, right...?

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Actually, it's not that bad. I'm taking the bottom couple out as soon as I can 'cause it's just two much, apparently, but the others are alright. Besides, it's not you I have to be attractive for, is it? :P

She didn't murder me but she was pretty damned pissed. Not like either of us could do anything about it, though, afterwards. I still can't take them out for another couple of weeks. It's not a big deal, we did it before when I got my first one. Besides, while it's true there wasn't any sex for weeks, I didn't say there wasn't fun times all around. You're talking to a surgeon- my hands are what make the man, if you know what I mean.

[sandstonecowboy]

If you need help with anything in November, just give me a call. I may need some help, too: it'll be my first Thanksgiving away from home.

You should take Dilan in, and I don't know what that thing could be, besides a tumor or a cyst of some sort.

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Fuck, dude, it is SUCH a culture shock. Last year was crazy upsetting. For one thing, you don't get the Five Day Weekend, you're the only person in town roasting turkeys, it's impossible to find a good honey glazed ham, and the sweet potatoes here are canned. Oh, and they're called "yams." Most unappetizing name in the universe. Sounds like some muscular condition, doesn't it? Like, "I better stretch before doing that, I don't want to develop a case of the yams." I went without my dinner last year, but this year, it's happening.

I AM taking him in. But the earliest I can take him is in two weeks, so it'll have to wait. Whatever it is doesn't seem too serious right now. Like I said, I'm wishing with everything I am that he's just a lazy puppy.

[sandstonecowboy]

It's being away from the family that does it. McGregor doesn't think there's wild turkeys here, and we always shot our own. We never grew sweet potatoes, so ours were always canned. We have pumpkins, and if mom will give me the recipe, I'll bring you some dessert.

I think he'll be okay, but general inactivity in a child that young is probably not good.

[ixarms_reloadxi]

Grandad always had one somewhere to fry up. Wild turkeys are too damned gamy. Not enough white meat.

Of course it's not good! Hell, especially not a child of me and Larxene...