Men are like tulips.

[ixcthu]

Every god damn time I come to this coffeeshop to work, some young couple on a first date or blind date has to sit next to me and talk.  And talk.  The girl is always trying really hard to be probing and deep, while the guy is clearly trying his best to be suave and put forth answers that he thinks will most likely get him laid

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[xayber]

HAR!

If you were a salad dressing, what type would you be?