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i was uh speculating about things today and i realized that
i sign my name to verify receipt of UPS packages more often
than i sign even credit card receipts. And they have those
digital pads to sign your name on and they have this like
really particular feel to them that just forces you to get
used to moving your hand in a totally sloppy fashion.
Over the last year my signature has devolved from
[G squiggle A squiggle] to [squiggle squiggle slash].
I blame UPS.
yeah okay, fill in the dots.