hereismytwenty.ready, go!
1. you are totally my best friend. you like to make fun of things with me. we have an extremly dry sense of humor together.
"when you get drunk, you lose the smart talk" i get mad at you, but i can never stay mad at you, and i fucking love you roomie!
2. i do not like you. i dont know why you are still on my friends list. i am sorry that i probably cut into your valuable shopping time by leaving the place trashed. you are fake.
3. you are the harriest person i have ever seen. let me shave your body. you are funny, and we are jews. ight?
4. you are my other best friend. we laugh at every joke together, and i creep you out sometimes.. thats why our love is so strong bitch. i like to sing to you and your boyfriend and dance off beat. you live in the room next to me and your cat sucks. (sometimes i love him) and you like to have sex reallllly loud. and i laugh.
5. you are from england, and i picked you up from the airport in atlanta with rachel and rh. i love you and i miss you. come back soon.
6. you live in the mountains. you are daria. you make me laugh so much, and i wish you lived here. i would clear out a space in my room for you. you took gutterpunk from me. you loved him as much as i did. your nails creep me out. butttt.. thats what i love about you.
7. you are so emo sometimes. and i love it. nobody else still secretly listens to the ataris...but me and you. and you are awesome. and i dont ever hate you, even when you listen to rush on the radio.
8. you are such a nice bOi! dont hate me for trying to do the right thing. you are still one of my number 1's.
9. i met you when you were a baby. you spit in my ex boyfriends drink at fat city when you were like 12? i miss you a lot and you stayed at my old apartment once and left me a kind note thanking me for the hospitality. i love you so much!
10. you stay in your room all day when your girlfriend is at school. you are always right, i am always wrong. and you love the cats more than anything!!! youre too kewl for skewl.
11. sometimes you want to be my friend, sometimes you dont. i still love you. and you are so strong for all the bullshit you put up with... please dont turn into a dog though. <3
12. you live far away now. i met you at the neighborhood theatre. and you are the cutest little girl i ever met. im so glad that you have so may kind words to say, and im so glad you are opinionated. please visit.
13. we have the same name, i am sorry, we do. and we are both from chicago. and you are cool, even though you broke my shoes, and even though i still wear them. <3
14. i used to work at jr's with you. we had fun. i nick-named you that! you are so sweet, and i hated you at first. we are always on the same boat, ALWAYS. i will make you button earrings until i die.
15. i used to go to high school with you. and you came into jr's and ate lunch right before i quit. its always good to see you.
16. i dont see you ever, ever, ever. we used to live in cedarfield and we used to ride bikes and skateboard up there. and we made fun of randall for looking like the monkey from the punk-o-rama cds. you used to be one of my favorite friends. we sang the mxpx song too. haha.
17. you live in south carolina, and you like my robot painting. i think you are so fucking cute. i wish you lived closer and/or visited more often!
18. we are related. and when my family would come up there to visit for haunukka.. we would play ledgends of the hidden temple. "i hate bubbie" everyone used to say that you and my sister were twins. you used to be so little, now you are big, and you are in college. im so proud of you.
19. you stayed at my apartment when rachel lived with me. you always have awesome hair, and we agreed on one certain topic at warped tour. you and rachel need to..please come hang out with me when you visit next!!
20. i used to hate you in high school because i thought you hung out with stupid people.. but that was 3 years ago, and i was so wrong. i love you picture posts, they are so beautiful. i think i will see you soon enough at a show when you come home from college. <3
thats it assholes. figure it out, or dont, i dont really care.
also.. COME TO OUR HOUSE PARTY ON FRIDAY NOVEMBER 26, 2004. (DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING)
BRING SOME BEER, BRING SOME POP, BRING SOME SNACKS. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BON FIRE AND SHIT, IT WILL BE RAD. I AM INVITING EVERYONE! JUST COME! LETS GET CRUNK D000000DZ.
3000 N. DAVIDSON ST
CHARLOTTE, NC 28205
I HAVE TO WORK LATE THAT NIGHT, BUT DONT THINK I WONT BE COMING HOME AND GETTING DRUNK... I KNOW EVERYONE LOVES THAT. HA
later!
<3
alison.