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[izzardlizard]

Feel meh. Someone tell me a funny joke or such please?

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[atrivus]

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[mandikelly]

A crab sat on a rock eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. All the other animals admired his sandwich and repeatedly asked him to share, but he refused. Finally one seagull, hungry for grape jelly goodness, asked him why no one else could have a bite of his sandwich. "Because," said the crab...

(are you ready for this?)

..."I'm just a little shellfish!"

Get it? Shellfish? Selfish? Ha ha ha?

(Corny, I know. Hope you feel better!)

[the_pale_lady]

OK OK...UmMM yeah ok so there was a monkey and a little girl...No NOOo it was a little boy....and the monkey says to the little boy....UmmM no wait I think It was maybe a rabbit....and the monkey says I have this coconut....or was it a jelly donut.....and the little boy...I mean the rabbit.....er.........

what were we talking about again?