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[izzy_hicks]

Well our vacation took a bad turn a few days ago. We went down to the South Street Seaport and got some seafood to eat. Penn had some crb, after I assured him they weren't demons. Well i think he may have been allergic to them. Either that or he got food poisoning, which I doubted cause I didnt get sick too. I felt so bad for suggesting that he

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[_penn_]

*looks around at the subway station*

Okay, so what is a subway suppose to be? This doesn't look like that one restraunt in Sunnydale called that.

[izzy_hicks]

*waits on the platform for the next train. doesn't see lots of people around*

It's a train that is undergound. I think the restauraunt was named after this subway they built here.

[_penn_]

Why would they name a restraunt with sandwiches after an underground train? Doesn't make much sense, sandwiches are food and trains are metal right?

*watches the train come up* is this the train?

[izzy_hicks]

I think its cause they are sub sandwhiches and this is a sub way?

*watches the train pull up looks at the letters*

Yes, it is.

*waits for the doors to open. steps in.*

[ct_apocalypse]

Eat the demon boy? Dude, that's just wrong. Demon solidarity man, that's where it's at. Besides, I've heard they taste terrible.

*Sniffs Izzy's neck.*

This one would be really delicious. C'mon, lady, just a little sip? So I don't pass out?

[izzy_hicks]

*watches vamp with Penn*

Yeah, Demons taste horrible. You don't want to eat him.

*moves neck as far away from him as possible*

Sorry, no!

[ct_apocalypse]

*narrows his eyes at Izzy*

You're trying that reverse psychology on me! Hah! Joke's on you, Holden knows all those tricks and has taught us too.

*takes a step closer to Penn*

I want to eat him, Holden. Fuck demon solidarity. I'm hungry and I don't think he'll end up being another voice in my head, man.

[ct_apocalypse]

Yeah, she is totally trying to psych you out. But seriously, demons taste really bad, I made the mistake of taking a bite out of one once. Had to drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels to get the taste out of my mouth.

Besides, how do you know he won't be a voice? He could have a soul, some of them do.

*Glances at Penn.*

He looks like it would be a really annoying, whiny voice, too.

[ct_apocalypse]

I'm still evil!

*looks offended*

I want to KILL them. You two are the ones wanting to interview them and ask them if they mind if we bite them.

*growls as he turns to yell at thin air*

SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DIDN'T EVEN TORTURE YOU MUCH, DAD.

[_penn_]

Hey, I don't like either plan. Lets not kill or bite us.

*to Holden* Would you shut up? I'm not a kid! I'm 27!

*starts to snicker* I see someone has father issues here.

[ct_apocalypse]

I don't have issues!!

*in a slightly whiny voice*

You said I was over my Daddy issues. Dude, I totally trusted you.

[ct_apocalypse]

Hey, everyone has issues. You're working through yours, Adam, but you've got a ways to go. I was just trying to be supportive, man.

*Scowls.*

I'm still evil, yeah, but killing these nice people isn't going to solve the issue I have, which is that I'm hungry!

*Looks pleadingly at Izzy.*

Please, lady, one little bite, it's not so much to ask. I'm getting light-headed here.

[_penn_]

The will of Lonnie? You make less sense than the people talking about God.

*to Holden* And you know what? If cows were so senient, why do they just hang around fields all day waiting to be slaughtered huh?

And how about you guys just go to a demon bar and get some pig's blood? Or that one place that sounds like a masscre. I hear they do that. That way your guilt free and we go off bite free.

[ct_apocalypse]

Kind of like how you and your...uh, friend? here are standing around waiting for us to eat you? Dude, that totally makes no sense, yeah, they're vegetarians and docile, but it doesn't mean they aren't scared or feel pain.

You're cold, man, cold. Cows are people, too. *Chokes up and a tear drips down his face.*

[ct_apocalypse]

*sobs harder*

Cows are better than people. Cows don't pretend to be victims man. They...They don't make people starve.

Fucking humans. They don't deserve the cows.

[_penn_]

*rolls eyes*

*mutters* I don't know whats more painful. Dealing with that slayer vamp or listening to these guys.

Look, I'm sorry to insult the cows, but seriously you don't need to eat us. Go out, find a demon bar, drinks pig's blood.