"It's Friday, I'm in Love"...well, not really

[izzycelise]

Greetings all. Happy Friday! It's fucking freezing outside (-9 C), so not like there's much to entice me outside anyways, but I'm staying put for the night. Oh yeah, that reminds me, I saw my thermometer (the one that fell off my kitchen window sill) in the dentist's lair's window downstairs. That bitch stole my thermometer! What, did she think God

Comments

[atoasterstrudel]

Too much chocolate? Surely she is kidding! Alas, and here I thought there was never such thing as too much chocolate.

Did the pigeon taste like chicken?

[izzycelise]

I know right! Too much chocolate my ass.

Now that you mention it, the pigeon did taste somewhat like chicken...

[kelesq]

That pigeon you ate is probably a decendent of one of the birds Mary Poppins fed toppins a bag. You ate an american classic. Way to go. :) I wonder how long 20 tubes of toothpaste will last that dude. That's a lot of freaking toothpaste!!!!

[izzycelise]

Seriously. Remember that episode of the Golden Girls where Sophia join's the Sam's Club and buys everything in bulk? Maybe this guy has a Sophia complex: God won't want him to waste toothpaste, so he'll live as long as he's got a huge stash. hm....