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[izzyworship]

Dad: Hey look! *picks up capless water bottle in one hand and capless film canister in the other, then proceeds to shove film canister over opening of bottle

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[floatingbear5]

I want to meet your family!

[crowbaress]

Randy says hi.

You stopped drinking milk? Or you drink soy milk in addition to drinking cow milk. Or your parents drink soy milk. My brain drinks the milk of confusion.

[izzyworship]

I drink chocolate soy milk because it tastes like mmm milkshake.

[dicebumlets]

Dear Emily,

Please post conversations with your parents more often because they are the best things about my friends page. I miss you. Your posts make me smile.

Love
the shell

[rrrica]

your dad rocks. come visit me biatch

[itspuntasic]

Dad: It's like, an invention! You can go *pulls film canister off bottle and holds next to bottle, making pouring motion* hey, wanna shot?

I sense a kindred spirit within him. Does that make us related?