I wish Nolan was here, so I could practice my double-speak. Oh well.

I keep telling myself I am going to update more often, but I hardly ever get near a computer nowadays. & if I do, I'm at work & can't let people hear me typing. Wow, I'm a slacker.

This weekend nothing extraordinary happened. Honestly, I can't remember. Saturday I worked, then came ( Read more... )

i was trying to figure out all morning why my back bottom teeth hurt. lately i've been getting awful toothaches when i eat sugar-y foods [my dad says sensitive teeth, iunno], but this is my jaw.

i stuck my nasty finger in my mouth & felt something pointy.

finally, after periodic pain & suffering, ONE OF MY WISDOMS ARE GROWING IN.
i can make people ( Read more... )

Dear Kimberly Falkowski,

Congratulations on your outstanding academic performance in your spring 2007 semester at the University at Buffalo. I am pleased to inform you that, in recognition of your exceptional academic achievement, you have been placed on the University Undergraduate Dean's List.

Best wishes for your continued success at the ( Read more... )

so saturday night i came home from work to a completely different life.

my mother is home now & i am really happy that my world is somewhat more normal. however, listening to the woman who gave birth & raised me say she didn't know who i was hurt. my mother didn't know anybody, but when we asked her if she felt afraid, she said she was okay & ( Read more... )

Well, for once, I've got some time to kill. & I've got some guts to spill. 
I'm a rhyming machine.

I don't even know when I last updated. The LJ toolbar says "17 weeks ago", but  I can't count more than 6-8 weeks. Now, 4-6 weeks. -1. That's all I can think.

4 to 6 weeks. 28 to 42 days. 672 to 1008 hours. 40320 to 60480 minutes.

2,419,200 to 3,628,800 ( Read more... )

I've missed a lot.
LJ takes awhile to load so I avoid signing in.
Now I see that Sam & Danielle have been leaving some crazy posts.
The TAI communities I am in have completely taken over my page, though.
& I am sitting on my bed so I can't read anything anyway.

I love you two gals.

i want glasses.
i'd get more respect.
& nobody would laugh at me.

i'm tired of being made fun of.
so i like farting.
& i think everyone should be completely open about farting & burping.
i don't mind smelling anyone else's fart.

this doesn't make me less of a person.

people are always treating me like i am inferior.
i think i'm pretty smart when i want to ( Read more... )

So, a few weeks ago my dear buddy Josh told me to take the scientology personality test, but not to put my contact information. I said "to hell with it", and gave them my real email address.

A few weeks later, I got this in the mail:

Dear Kimi,

Hello! I saw that you recently took an Online Personality Test, what did you think of the ( Read more... )

i really should sleep. i had a long day, & will probably be busy at the hospital tomorrow. but how can i sleep when my mom is in a hospital bed not speaking coherently? not knowing who i am? who my dad is? or half the fucking english language?

i'm pissed off. i don't know who at, but i am. i need something to blame. give me someone to punch!

i think ( Read more... )

Dear World,

I would be lying if I said that I was pleased with you. In fact, I am incredibly annoyed & upset. I will list here only a few of my grievances.

1.) Lately I have been fortunate enough (that is not intended to be sarcastic) to fall back into semi-eating-disorder stage. I really do enjoy losing weight & feeling attractive. What I do not ( Read more... )