Jared is not your typical garden gnome, for one he's the tallest gnome in the entire history of his people, plus there's the whole lack of stealth thing as it's entirely impossible for him to hide his massive body under a toadstool - good thing he's invisible most of the time. Unfortunately, Jensen, whose garden he's living in, thinks his garden is probably haunted, judging by the seances and strange people who Jared has seen wandering the yard, but this Halloween Jared's got a plan on how he's finally going to meet him...
J1 is a traditional monster-under-the-bed and he's been doing nicely thank you, until he gets assigned to single dad, J2's kid. J2 doesn't believe in monsters but he teaches his child to use a BB gun to scare off any monsters. J1 sticks around intending to show him just how scary he can be. It's hard to be noticed when nobody really believes in you and the longer he stays the more he wants to be the monster IN J2's bed.
Jared's body hair is sentient - and it's jealous of Jensen's freckles. Things come to a head on Halloween when Jared covers up in his costume - but Jensen is practically naked proudly showing off acres of skin and of course freckles.
"Clap your hands if you believe" might have been a story, just made for TV, but when Jensen as Dean yelled out his famous line, "Fight the fairies!" it just so happened that Puck was passing by. The line horrified him, so he went to the Seelie court to tell the queen. Now, the fairies have decided that they're going to fight back, and the J's are going to have to defend themselves or...
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