Once Upon a Garden Bed

[reggie11]

Author: reggie11
Genre: I don't even know. Fungus ficlet? There's not even a tag that can cover this.
Rating: R
Word count: approx 690

Author's notes: Blame this entirely on meus_venator. I posted the pic earlier just because I thought it was funny and she demanded I give her mushroom porn! I have no idea if this is what she had in mind because, seriously, how do

Comments

[herminekurotowa]

*cackles* This is perfect. O.O

Can someone explain that fungi pun to me, please?

[walking_tornado]

fungi = "fun guy"

[herminekurotowa]

*headdesk* Bad pun is bad pun.

Thank you. ♥

[reggie11]

Ooh it's always good to make someone cackle! I'm thinking the fungi pun will only work with certain pronunciations...otherwise it's fun gee which makes no sense at all ;)

[walking_tornado]

Exactly what I needed to start the day! :) Mushroom porn . . . ahahah.

[reggie11]

Happy to give you a punny fungi start to the day :)

[sasha_dragon]

Oh this is just perfect! Only in this fandom could you find mushroom porn, and it's funny,and strangely hot! Thank you for writing this, it's totally made my day and possibly gotten me into trouble on my lunch break. Totally bloody worth though.

[reggie11]

I've read the strangest, funniest, most bizarre things in this fandom, I thought it was about time to try my hand at writing one. Sorry to get you into trouble at work *sniggers* Whee!

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[reggie11]

Oh my God! Really? Wow. that's awesome!

[blackrabbit42]

That is ESPECIALLY awesome, because I love the thought of all the unsuspecting people who cruise the top 25 list and come across this.

[reggie11]

I know! I'm just dying with laughter at the people who stumble across it and read. I'm picturing a bunch of 'what the fuck did I just read???' faces! :D

[etoile_etiolee]

That was AWESOME!!!
Girl, you and meus_venator made my morning.
Mushroom porn, who would've think it would somehow translate in an hilarious -and yet still adorable ficlet.
Thanks for sharing!!!

[reggie11]

Yay for making peoples days happier! I was so expecting to crash and burn so I'm over the moon at the response I'm getting!