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Dec 01, 2005 19:45

Dear Maw-fucking Jon ( Read more... )

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mel_anie_dawn December 2 2005, 00:52:37 UTC
Dear Maw-fucking Jon,

You make me feel special and all warm inside.
You should take a shower with me.
Someday I will spend the whole day relaxing..and what nor :P with you.
You = amazing, HAWT, best thing thats happened to me.
If I saw you now I'd wrap my arms around you and never let go.
I would build a haha essay just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my nipple....that would HURT!
If I could sing you any song it would be (deep voice) In sleep he sang to me
We could drink rich chocolate ovaltine under the stars.
My love for you is like that of me and a puppy.

Love,
Richard....:D :P I can't belive I wrote that

(P.S. I want you so bad.)

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ktnicole2515 December 2 2005, 03:43:13 UTC
Dear Maw-fucking Jon,

You make me cry.. everytime you try to block my shot
You should live at MSSM.
Someday I will beat you at basketball.
You = CRAZY in LOVE with MEL.
If I saw you now I'd hit you just for the hell of it.
I would build a ice cream mountian with mash potatoes and a sandcastle just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my nose.
If I could sing you any song it would be Piano Man.
We could drink Lemonade under the stars.
My love for you is like that of a rabbit.

Love,
Katie

(P.S. You are really cool.)

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beaulinz December 2 2005, 05:24:18 UTC
Dear Maw-fucking Jon,

You make me laugh a little and then pee.
You should show me how you fingered that wonderful orange.
Someday I will see you around on campus at UMO.
You = an undiagnosed mental disorder.
If I saw you now I'd slap your ass.
I would build a castle of food just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my asshole so the O would be where the hole is.
If I could sing you any song it would be RAPE ME.
We could drink Baha under the stars.
My love for you is like that of my love for your brother Josh.

Love,
Your mom

(P.S. I'll show you where the bear shits in the buckwheat!)

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daveywow December 2 2005, 13:52:55 UTC
Dear Maw-fucking Jon,

You make me proud.
You should be proud of the things you've done and will do.
Someday I will see you.
You = goofy, yet sensitive.
If I saw you now I'd be a little disturbed, since I'm drinking coffee in my pajama pants.
I would build a bon fire just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my cat?
If I could sing you any song it would be Friends in Low Places?, Teenage Lobotomy? .
We could drink Gatorade under the stars. Actually, I think we probably have
My love for you is like that of an Absentee Father? Coach? Small Badger?

Love,
David

(P.S. Don't get a big head. People will wait in line to deflate it.)

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stacy_lynn09 December 5 2005, 01:47:53 UTC
Dear Maw-fucking Jon,

You make me laugh.
You should do whatever you feel like.
Someday I will do something super nice for you.
You = melanies love.
If I saw you now I'd say "hi jon" since it seems thats what i usally say.
I would build a robot just for you.
I would get your name tattooed on my i will remain tattoo free, thanks.
If I could sing you any song it would be something gwen steffani.
We could drink coke, since thats what i'm drinking right now under the stars.
My love for you is like that of my new shoes, no actually i love them a little more, sorry bad example :(.

Love,
Stacy Lynn Bernier

(P.S. My Shit Is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!.)

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