i'm a bitchface and i hate you

[j3nx0rx]

This morning i had Allison hand out herpes/aids/randoms std phamplets to people i hate. i am such a bitch at school. when am i not a bitch?

jo-anna (step-momz0rz) and i are going tanning tonight.

dad & jo-anna are having their wedding this weekend.

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you have herpes dont you?! DONT YOU?!

[stiletto_steve]

"hey Garret, here's that pamphlet you wanted me to get for you." *hands the loser his 'SO YOU THINK YOU HAVE AIDS?!' pamphlet*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE ARE THE FUNNIEST DAMN BITCHES IN THE WHOLE WORLD FOR LIFE FOREVER MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY.

Re: you have herpes dont you?! DONT YOU?!

[j3nx0rx]

*hands mexican pamplet on std*
"It's in spanish, so your whole family can read it"

i think that guy wants to be my friend, after i said that.
we ARE the funniest people ever. i love us. and telling people they are filthy.

Re: you have herpes dont you?! DONT YOU?!

[stiletto_steve]

You are not a well known internet writer. You suck at life to much be original or die trying.

Slut Slut

[anonymous]

Why, do you feel the need to suck everycock on the block...I mean seriously. You need to quit before you gag and die on one...

What makes you think your funny. Your funny if other people tell you that you are... Telling yourself you are, and having some vegan dumbslut friend telling you are doesnt count. You arent funny, and you will die and go to hell. Here i pray for your soul...

Re: Slut Slut

[j3nx0rx]

-Slut slut is a nice word combo.
-It's "you're" or "you are", not your.
-Allison and I aren't sluts, so we're not offended at what you said.
-Allison & I aren't vegans, we eat goddamn steak and love to eat animals.
-Calling me a slut & praying for me just doesn't go hand-in-hand. Pick one.
-I'm not taking this seriously cuz you can't even say who you are. If you really cared about hating me, you'd let me know who it was (and break my heart boo-fucking-hoo).
-Get a goddamn vocabulary so you can say something besides 'slut', you sound very uneducated.
-Are you pissed because you're a goddamn mexican and i made fun of them for not speaking english??

Re: Slut Slut

[anonymous]

Ok...lets break things down
FIRST off, you not a slut...PFFT
To proove that one is not a slut is to NOT swallow more guys cum wads than you have fingers and toes.
Second of all, i know you eat steak, that explains why your so damn fat...oh wait, your just pregnant nevermind...moving on. I said i prayed for you, because as the good catholic i am, i follow the bible, which it states, pray for your enemies. I sound uneducated...well your the one in IAG...that explains itself. Calling someone a "goddman mexican" prove your ignorance, shows how uneducated you are, so, not to break your heart...but you suck at life...end it.

Re: Slut Slut

[anonymous]

First off, I do believe you're in no position to attack some ones grammatical errors. Mainly since reading your posts I am bombarded by capitalization errors, missing apostrophes, commas, but you are in no lack of ego. If your heart were as big as your ego maybe you’d be a semi-tolerable human being. I pity those that support you. They’re just as blind to your faults as you are. Or maybe you just lie to them and still call them friends. I mistakenly wasted my time on actually reading the “dating tips” site you and your html challenged friend made together. I’m slightly glad you made the tips in an image file, so little sluts to be can’t copy them, paste them into MS word and print them out and carry them around. I must say I applaud you. Some one has to raise the next generation of 5-dollar blowjob whores. It’s a dirty job, but you took it upon yourself to mentor these young minds in the ways of a slut. It brings a tear to my eye really. It’s so beautiful.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stiletto_steve]

Obviously, whoever writes that crap has nothing better to do with their time than sit around and analyze EVERY thing that you do. And also, this person most likely goes to school with us because he has seen our Dating site, and the only way to GET the link is to look at your profile. Hmm...he/she seems upset/jealous.

Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[j3nx0rx]

omg i think its really really really funny too. and i like to hear i'm pregnant, just for kicks!

Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stiletto_steve]

You're pregnant. Enjoy.

fuck you Anonymous bitchs

[chokedfeelings]

Its kinda funny how (Anonymous) wont say his/her name because they know you'll beat the shit out of them once you find out who it is and that just shows what a pussy he/she is. I think its soo fucking stupid when people do that shit, I mean if you got shit to say then why not tell the person who you are instead of being a little bitch.

that little bastard

[stiletto_steve]

DAVID IS A FAT, SMELLY, RED-HAIRED, SWEATY, GROSS, BAD FOOTBALL PLAYING, NO GIRL DATING, BIG NOSED, BIG LIPPED, CORNBREAD EATING, DISEASED LITTLE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: that little bastard

[stiletto_steve]

Hey now, Cornbread kicks ass.