It's hard to fight it off much more

Feb 15, 2008 05:47

I hear it drooling by the door ( Read more... )

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zotasoda February 15 2008, 12:56:34 UTC
Quite a hilarious post.
My goodness. It's strange, but lots of people have been making penis jokes in my presence lately. Like Wes, of the Bean, who said, "Well, men have an incorrect sense of length, seeing as how they consider 6 inches to be this much," holding up his fingers as a model. And my mom, "A stiff dick has no morals," when talking about real estate and the money drive.

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pesseyer February 15 2008, 14:37:34 UTC


My dad has a bulk box of condoms.

My dad is 66.

VIAGRA

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truestories February 15 2008, 17:49:30 UTC
Actually, he's 62. Which, okay, gross, but has less to do with age than with him being... Dad.

(Maybe they're left over from his fling with Our Friend Anne. In which case, I *strongly* recommend that you not use them. Do they have a date stamp?)

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j_ack_alope February 15 2008, 17:51:46 UTC
I thought he was like ten years older than mom?

Anyway, yeah, thats what I guessed. I don't think it's really an issue anyway.

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turndownthesuck February 16 2008, 18:47:52 UTC
heh, BJ's.

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macbethrox February 16 2008, 22:52:15 UTC
Sophie? Your cat? Not only understood this whole exchange but was shocked into silence?
Impressive.

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