Two things I've learned today:

[j_bongey]

1) Sneaking into rick folks' homes to steal vases and coin collections to sell for airline tickets is great fun.

2) Life's greatest comfort is being able looking over your shoulder and see people worse off, waiting in line behind you.

Comments

[dgbearcat]

I am very sorry for what I did to you today. I will buy you subway to make up for it.

[mandiviola]

Where are you going? Stealing is bad!
When are we going to lunch?