there's only 2 things that come from texas, steers and....

[j_chot]

...so I was walking to the kitchen to get my laundry off of the washing machine, when my mom suddenly sprang this one on me

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[martyrsauce]

that's funny because to be "picked up by queers" you have to consent to it. she must think you are very weak willed.
what's up john? it's been a stretch of magnum time.

[brianmv]

You ain't gots any horns on ya, boyyyyy
lol j/k

[phoenixward]

You have got to be fucking kidding me. *sigh*

[pixie_bite]

to be fair, you do get hit on by gay guys quite a lot. but none of them have ever clubbed you on the head and then drug you back to their lair or anything...yet :)

[brianmv]

Add me!