GRR!

[j_e_s_u_s]

Satan is really making me upset. I wish he would stop talking about Dad that way. My dad is so powerful he could kick your butt, Satan! Don't you deny it, you know it. You tried taking over! Its in the bible, remember? He banned you to HELL! You poopie-head! Golly, grow up!

Comments

[punklovesme]

I'm posting pictures of my Pokemon cards. I'll show you! Go easy on Satan, he's a good guy. He just needs to chill.

[iamthedevil]

That's it. I'm kicking your ass.
JESUS LOVER I am so ashamed. No more sex for you. Ever.

[punklovesme]

NO SATAN NO!!! I'm so sorry! I just wanted to show him my Pokemon cards!!! And I tried to get him to not talk bad about you anymore. :-(

[iamthedevil]

Go blow Jesus.

[iamthedevil]

I could beat your dad's ass, Jesus. Do you know how fucking powerful I've been getting?
WTC? Me! Al Qaeda? Me! George W. Bush's birth? ME!
So fuck you, Jesus, I'm going to come up there and tear your dirty hair out of your head. And then I'm going to spit in your dad's face!
See what you made me do? I became flustered and spilled the red wine Ms. Bathory gave me. Now I'm going to have to go get ANOTHER one. You're a fucking cunt, Jesus.

[bluegirlcasey]

You're scary, Jesus.

Scary like leprechauns, clowns, balloons, and haunted popsicle sticks.

O.O

[buysoap]

jesus you're incredibly awesome. please add me to your friends list! :-D

[iamthedevil]

Go see my latest journal entry, pussy.