Comments | j_forias: What women want...

j_forias

What women want...

Jan 09, 2007 19:08

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prplhez8 January 9 2007, 19:42:52 UTC

Keep in mind, dunderhead, that Remus is one of the hawtest characters in Potterverse, too.

*sigh*

j_forias January 9 2007, 19:49:25 UTC

Nuh-uh!

(See icon.)

prplhez8 January 9 2007, 19:51:37 UTC

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

No likie (as Sadie would say).

And yes-huh! Plus your hair isn't nearly long enough to be Snape's.

j_forias January 9 2007, 19:59:47 UTC

My dear, my hair will grow, the same may not be said for a woman of your years.

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norwegianblue47 January 9 2007, 19:53:10 UTC

Just be sure not to kill your boss. That will likely result in you being fired. In which case would prevent you from further study of the subject.

j_forias January 9 2007, 19:57:53 UTC

It's all part of a deeper plan which your puny intellect is too, er, puny to grasp.

norwegianblue47 January 9 2007, 20:00:50 UTC

So you do plan on killing your boss?

j_forias January 9 2007, 20:06:17 UTC

It does have a certain appeal.

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j_forias January 9 2007, 20:53:26 UTC

What? Now you tell me!

*goes for the red hair dye*

jules1278 January 9 2007, 20:58:48 UTC

Jolly good news! *welcomes asshat!J*

That other J was a nerd.

(:P I wish I had a rolling eyes icon.)

j_forias January 9 2007, 21:01:19 UTC

I wouldn't mind seeing your eyes roll, myself.

In fact, I'm sure I could make an appointment for you...

kit_the_brave January 9 2007, 21:34:03 UTC

Those icons are scary. Although I sort of think Petunia and Snape deserve each other.

And Celeste has not read up on the latest scientific research! Women's preference for edgy guys is linked to ovulation. In other words, they're attracted to Snape when they have a chance of getting pregnant and having a Snape!kid. The whole rest of the month, they want a guy who's *not* going to AK Dumbledore.

Here's an article from UCLA to prove I'm not making it up!

j_forias January 10 2007, 16:54:47 UTC

But... guys don't want girls to cheat on them once a month. This is just downright silly, Kit! :p

(Anyone else think "cuckolded" is a hysterical word?)

kit_the_brave January 10 2007, 20:51:20 UTC

It is a hysterical word. :) And I'm not saying cheating is a GOOD thing - just that, when women like nice guys, they are being rational, and when they like bad guys, they're in the throes of evolutionary biology... :)