These fancy new cars look like penises.
Kind of like the car Peter bought on Family Guy when he was trying to one-up his well-hung son.


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Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

From my family to yours...


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Last night I got a real taste of 'parenthood'...
In my obsessive-compulsive, mentalist behaviour, I opened the door to the lobby which separates my apartment and the apartment in the upstairs part of the house to make sure I 'locked the front door'. To my dismay, the woman upstairs had left the door leading to her apartment open, and Elliot ( Read more... )

A man who loves you is a man who willingly buys you 'lady products' like it aint no thang.
An entertaining man is one who buys you Midol PMS for 'next time', so you won't be an evil cow in about 4 weeks.

Lately, I have nothing much to say. Not just in this thing, but in general. Tonite someone asked me what's new and exciting ( Read more... )

Does anyone have any ideas where I could find a cheaply priced wig in Toronto besides Malabar?
I've been all over and can't quite find what I'm looking for.
I need an auburn 60's flip wig, so I can be Emma Peele.
Help me and the Gods of Halloween will smile upon you with their shiny pointed teeth.

http://www.fradical.com/Prostitute_costumes_for_tots.htm

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

I really wanna have a Halloween party.
Not a gigantic Halloween party, but a scary little one, with scary treats, and frightening sights and Halloween sounds. What is everyone doing on the Friday before Halloween??? I'm not certain about this whole thing, but I want to put my feelers out and see what the word is...

Two entries in one day.
My my my, I must be bored...

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I'm still extremely bored. If I don't find a new job soon, I'm going to lose my mind...
Tommorow I think I'm hopping on the GO train homeward bound. Can anyone explain to me how the GO Station works? Every time I go there I don't know what the hell I'm doing or how the hell I even end up getting to my destination. I tried to read the online ( Read more... )