"Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks...
Can you put me up for the night? "
      
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i dont even know how to explain how this weekend was soo fuckin awesome. ill start with friday. les picked me up at 9 to go down to the jimmy hole. that was crazy, so much fun down there. mmmmmmmmm brownies, it was worth the 5 bucks. heath and i talked down there for like 25 min about the water and all those crazy people. i didnt get home till 1 ( Read more... )

So is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with
Cause I've seen more spine on jellyfish
I've seen more guts on eleven-year-old kids
Have another drink and drive yourself home
I hope there's ice on all the roads
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
and again when your head goes through the windshield
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dear diary, i love you soo much.

hello. today was great! 1st hour we didnt do anything, we watched a skit from snl which was " Fear Factor: Juniors." it was hilarious. it had little kids in a strait jacket and blind folded and thrown off a helicopter into the water, and another one was if the kid didnt eat the maggots off the eggs benidict then his ( Read more... )

well well well....this live journal shit is pretty cool you can just write stuff to get them off your mind, and it gives you something to do when your bored. ill just talk about my day right now. it was another gay school day so boring. people at jeff piss me off so much im gonna fuckin just go somewhere else. like those damn people who stop to ( Read more... )

:x: name = Jeremy ( Read more... )

break the bound with my past and say I love you in every way
You're so perfect, so holy, so righteous I praise
I want to be that way I'll run this race
I'll get your prize, that you've got for me
I'll play by the rules
I covenant with you
I will walk right
                      norma jean


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after 20 minutes  of trying to FIGURE this out, i have nothing to write. first entry this sucks. thanks to my great pal spencer, he should me that girls just don't do this. its crazy and your crazy.today was alright.school sucked like always i wanna kill everyone. after school, went to sam's house with sammy. hung out and just film dumb things. ( Read more... )