Comments | j_malachai: Ode to LiVEJOURNAL

j_malachai

Ode to LiVEJOURNAL

Mar 01, 2005 08:05

So I had written a fairly lengthy journal entry earlier that was most likely a work of literary genius. Which means, of course, that Livejournal went into Read Only Mode when I tried to post it and the whole damn thing disappeared ( Read more... )

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shade_o_matic March 2 2005, 14:07:51 UTC

As a qualifying member of Crap, I take offense to the incorrect use of that word in your journal, Mr. Malachai. Please desist from using my title as a swear word. I worked very hard to obtain that title, along with accompanying certification, and I do not appreciate it being used in vain. Thank you,

Shade_o_crap

j_malachai March 3 2005, 01:46:24 UTC

I'll have you know that was a prayer to the almighty god Crap, who resides in the toliet bowl of Zeus. Beware the wrath of Crap! He is a mighty Crap who will smite thee where you stand! Kneel before Crap!

shade_o_matic March 3 2005, 02:15:11 UTC

I am a member of Crap's ministry, so I do not need to kneel to him. I will remind you of my ordinance as a Crap minister. Now kneel, lest you be obliterated on the spot.